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03 January 2009 @ 11:08 pm
My Mexican Food  
Dear Man Eating A Taquito,
What are you doing? Why are you eating a taquito like that? Stop letting the taquito linger on your tounge. It's not a penis. You do not suck on taquitos, you take bites out of them. Just take a bite already!

That was quite a bite. Why did you close your eyes when you took that bite? Why did you take that bite in slow motion? Oh great, now the taquito is just hanging there on your lips. This is distracting! This is obscene! You are no longer allowed to eat taquitos in public.

Truly Disturbed,

ETA: It sort of feels like a problem that I leave tomorrow.
Laurencarmelfrapsrock on March 24th, 2009 01:05 am (UTC)
This made me smile.