Dear game of phone tag I am currently playing,
You can just stop right now. I don't enjoy this adult twist on a great kids game. It is not fun. It is awkward. I've come to the point in this game where I can't even leave messages, and I refuse, REFUSE, to leave a message in which I say, "Oh, guess we're playing phone tag." I didn't volunteer to play. I don't want to be "it". Why don't you plague someone else for awhile? Or at least not make me "it".
Regrettably yours,
Ariane